sorriso, la tua bella
never regret something that once made you smile.

dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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(via sniffing)

handjob:

"everybody put your hands in the air!" yells the robber at the night club. the clubbers think he is the DJ and keep dancing. maybe he should have picked a different location

(via sniffing)

It’s not me, it’s you.